If you found one of our cards on your vehicle then it has been decided that you are, in fact, an asshole. Maybe you were running late & didn't have the extra 10 seconds to straighten out, maybe that urban assault vehicle you call transportation actually needs the 1.5 spaces to fit, or maybe you are just plain bad at life. Either way, you suck at parking and it shows.
Friday, August 13, 2010
Sidewalks... they're not for parking
Far be it from me to get down on someone for doing a little off-roading from time to time. Though sadly, I am sure this is probably the most off-road this 4runner will ever get.
Here's a hint - when you are attempting to parallel park your grocery-getter inside the city limits it's probably best to keep all four wheels on the actual pavement. You are 2 out of 4 here friend, 50%, an academic F. I know it can be tricky since the suburban strip mall you usually shop at has all head-in, oversized parking spots for your kind... but be better next time.
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