Redbull is supposed to give
you wings… not give you a free pass to park like a complete ass clown. Not
only did you ruin two perfectly good parking spaces with your “silly prank”, but
one of them is clearly marked for compact vehicles. You know, the type
that actually get good gas mileage, take up less space, and create less pollution
then that roughed-up shitcan your company makes you drive. I guess I would
throw it in park anywhere I felt like it too if my day was spent delivering poison-on-a-can
up and down N Interstate Ave. Be Better Next Time... asshole.If you found one of our cards on your vehicle then it has been decided that you are, in fact, an asshole. Maybe you were running late & didn't have the extra 10 seconds to straighten out, maybe that urban assault vehicle you call transportation actually needs the 1.5 spaces to fit, or maybe you are just plain bad at life. Either way, you suck at parking and it shows.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Redbull gives you what?
Redbull is supposed to give
you wings… not give you a free pass to park like a complete ass clown. Not
only did you ruin two perfectly good parking spaces with your “silly prank”, but
one of them is clearly marked for compact vehicles. You know, the type
that actually get good gas mileage, take up less space, and create less pollution
then that roughed-up shitcan your company makes you drive. I guess I would
throw it in park anywhere I felt like it too if my day was spent delivering poison-on-a-can
up and down N Interstate Ave. Be Better Next Time... asshole.
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