Guess it's a good thing those trees and planter boxes were there, else
you may have ended up with ALL four wheels on the sidewalk. "Screw the
pedestrians, ma'mas got some shoppin' ta do!" She gruffed, fresh off the drive over from Beaverton, Starbucks peppermint mocha clasped tight in her hot little hand. Watch out lady... your 'suburb' is showing.If you found one of our cards on your vehicle then it has been decided that you are, in fact, an asshole. Maybe you were running late & didn't have the extra 10 seconds to straighten out, maybe that urban assault vehicle you call transportation actually needs the 1.5 spaces to fit, or maybe you are just plain bad at life. Either way, you suck at parking and it shows.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Surrounded by idiots
Guess it's a good thing those trees and planter boxes were there, else
you may have ended up with ALL four wheels on the sidewalk. "Screw the
pedestrians, ma'mas got some shoppin' ta do!" She gruffed, fresh off the drive over from Beaverton, Starbucks peppermint mocha clasped tight in her hot little hand. Watch out lady... your 'suburb' is showing.
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