Thanks (for not) giving

... a shit where the hell you parked in your last minute mad dash for more cranberry sauce. And here I thought it was the season of compassion and brotherly love.

In this time of giving, I have made a greeting card I would like to gift to you. On the front it reads: Hey asshole, on the inside: You're an asshole, and on the back: Stop being such a fu#%ing asshole, asshole.

Best wishes!