If you found one of our cards on your vehicle then it has been decided that you are, in fact, an asshole. Maybe you were running late & didn't have the extra 10 seconds to straighten out, maybe that urban assault vehicle you call transportation actually needs the 1.5 spaces to fit, or maybe you are just plain bad at life. Either way, you suck at parking and it shows.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Sub compact for brains
Pretty sure you bought that car to save gas and to be able to 'park it anywhere'. Well dickhead, this is not what the brochure at the dealership had in mind when they sold it to you. And just look at that poor, timid little Scion... making it squeeze almost into the next spot over too. So that's Liam giving you a friendly reminder not to suck at life so hard. Try to follow along.
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