If you found one of our cards on your vehicle then it has been decided that you are, in fact, an asshole. Maybe you were running late & didn't have the extra 10 seconds to straighten out, maybe that urban assault vehicle you call transportation actually needs the 1.5 spaces to fit, or maybe you are just plain bad at life. Either way, you suck at parking and it shows.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Mercedes Please
Chances are this vehicle has parked like a total prick countless times throughout it's lifetime. Too important to fret about such trivial things as "parking straight", or whether it was taking up "one" space or "two". What do they care... they are rich. Probably late for an important investors board meeting, or signing closing papers on a new Tahitian vacation home. Well buddy, now that your car is going on 30+ years old, and you probably bought it because it was a killer deal on a 'retro' car that would run off bio-diesel or veggy-oil, it's time to get your act together. Why don't you stop pretending to be such an Earth friendly do-good'er, riding the sustainability buzz wagon, and start doing some actual good. I.E. get that clunky POS into one space next time asshole.
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